Eggs

Have you ever felt personally victimized by the increasing cost of eggs? Well I am egg-static to introduce the perfect solution: The Forever Egg. These eggs will never spoil, never smell, and they're perfect for rubbing your face against because they're so soft. A real egg could never. 

Noura J of Constellation Crochet made all physical items and each is lovingly handcrafted which will result in differing sizes and shapes, making each egg unique.

This beautiful written pattern can be found here, by OakandMarlow on Etsy. 

Disclaimer: These eggs have no nutritional or reproductive value and are not meant to replace eggs you would eat. Unless you want to try. Which would not be advised. But I'm not your real dad. or mom. 

All items by Constellation Crochet are machine washable with your normal load of laundry. We do, however, recommend drying on a low heat setting, to ensure the longevity of your piece.